I am, for now, retiring this beast. Pulling an Old Yeller. Dropping the hammer.
I haven't been taking care of this baby, and if there is one thing I know about babies, it's that they should usually be abandoned. I won't kill it, but it will just sit here in this proverbial dumpster.
I am posting quite regularly at my tumblr (looky here!), and will continue to do so, so please head over to that for future updates.
Thanks for a great run everyone!